Last week I saw this really bad performance of a horse juggling a chain saw while stuffing a cigar full of popcorn, and well, needless to say, the horse didn’t make it, but I thought, remember in movies when they would throw fruit and vegetables at the bad acts…was there really a time when this was a common practice?

I mean, I’ve seen performances limp passed the finish line with a few ‘boos’ and ‘you suck’ thrown at them, but food? I didn’t realize inflicting pain with 3-5 daily servings of the food pyramid was actually an option. Moreover, how does an entire audience manage to be in the possession of produce at the theater? Are we stocking the theater or handing out baskets with the program? Maybe it’s like camping, “We’ll provide the pit; you bring the fire.” It just seems ironic that such healthy food is used for such an unhealthy cause.

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