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Do you know anyone whose moods are influenced by the weather?

When it’s overcast they’re depressed and when the sun’s out they’re happy. But, when they’re looking at the weather forecast, their moods become too unpredictable, especially when they’re basing their psyche on the weatherman’s guesswork. Weathermen don’t exactly have the best track record, if you know what I mean. They’re referring to chances that I just can’t trust.

“Sorry Bill, I know you’re in a good mood right now, but there’s a 30% possibility of rain today…and I can’t take that chance.”

Because, the last thing we all need is a “personality forecaster.”

“We can expect the early morning to be mostly happiness turning into partly crazy by mid-afternoon, with a 70% chance of schizophrenia this evening.” – The Weatherman