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Whether you’re waiting for someone  someplace or you’re standing clueless by yourself at a party…here is a list to give you purpose…

1. Hold your cell phone up to your ear like you’re making a call.
2. Stare at the screen on your cell phone and pretend to press buttons.
3. Untie and retie your shoes.
4. If you have ANY pieces of paper, read it intently…even if there’s nothing on it.
5. Write on the paper or fold it into something amazing.
6. Look into the sun as if you’re having an epiphany.
7. Pace and look closely at the ground like you’ve lost something.
8. Stare at your watch and cycle through the timer and stop-watch features. If it’s an analog watch, then just spin the hands ‘round and ‘round.
9. Check your pants zipper.
10. Think of what the tenth reason would be so you can let me know…
11. Stare at something of no significance like it’s a piece of art. (Proper gestures include: holding chin or stroking face, pursing lips, and squinting eyes.)

Let me know if you come up with that tenth reason…